1. If I told you that you have the world's greatest body, would you hold it against me.

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3. How about you sit on my lap and we see what pops up?

4. You must be a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over you.

5. Say, that's a nice skirt. Can I talk you out of it?

6. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

7. You must have a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

8. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

9. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

10. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?

11. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

12. My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

13. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

14. That outfit is great -- and it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

15. Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

16. (Looking at her shirt label) Just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

17. Have you lost your virginity? (Girl: Yes.) Well, can I have the box it came in?

18. This bar sure is a meat market -- and you're the filet mignon.

19. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

20. Do you sleep on your stomach? (Girl: No.) Can I?

老规矩,自己顶先~~~~

外 国 MM听 完 也 许 还 会 笑 一 笑 ， 中 国 MM听 完 估 计 会 扇 几 巴 掌 噢 。

有些．．．嘿嘿．．．会被打的．．．

Does those chessy pickup lines still work? I really doubt it.

懒得琢磨哪

看不懂```

基本是会给国内的MM扁死， 外国妞笑笑但真的给你把，就没那么容易咯。。 不要乱用哦。